Category: Personal

Departmental Memoranda

Wherein our intrepid reporter wastes time with his coworkers. R: Accidents on paseo and east bound I-40, been on the road an hour already. E: West Siiiiiiiiiiiiiide! R: Lol! Yup E: Did two donkey carriages crash into each other blocking the dirt road passage through the alfalfa field? Me: South Valley people kinda nod their… Read more »


Microwave: [DIES] Dave: Welp. Hannah: We were thinking about buying a new one. Dave: Maybe it’s got a breaker on the back. Microwave: “TERRIBLE DEATH IF YOU EVEN POINT A SCREWDRIVER AT ME!” Dave: Yeah, not gonna risk a cap that could weld my finger to my thumb. Hannah: You can totally go pick up… Read more »

Better habits

Side effects of going without sweets, booze, meats, and processed grains for a month: An avocado is a treasured treat. Indian cuisine makes MUCH more sense. You know hundreds of hidden names for carbohydrates. Companies add sugar to ridiculous things, such as mustard and mayonnaise. You can closely estimate weight and volume in both Metric… Read more »

A bit nutty…

When you have as many fatal allergies as I have, one develops a certain relationship with one’s upper-respiratory system. Obsessed is a nice way of putting it. Ghoulish is perhaps more accurate. I’ve had something along the order of 40 bacterial sinus infections in my life. That’s a little more than one for every year… Read more »