Wherein our intrepid reporter wastes time with his coworkers.
R: Accidents on paseo and east bound I-40, been on the road an hour already.
E: West Siiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
R: Lol! Yup
E: Did two donkey carriages crash into each other blocking the dirt road passage through the alfalfa field?
Me: South Valley people kinda nod their head in embarrassment and say, “Yeah. Again.”
Corrales people get jealous.
NE Heights folks ask “Whats an alfalfa?”
SE Heights people steal the donkeys and turn the carts into taco trucks.
My boss has threatened to create a departmental blog and make this the first post.