Microwave: [DIES]
Dave: Welp.
Hannah: We were thinking about buying a new one.
Dave: Maybe it’s got a breaker on the back.
Microwave: “TERRIBLE DEATH IF YOU EVEN POINT A SCREWDRIVER AT ME!”
Dave: Yeah, not gonna risk a cap that could weld my finger to my thumb.
Hannah: You can totally go pick up another one on Thursday.
iFixit.com: Didja replace the fuse?
Dave: It has a fuse?
eBay: Here’s a guide! Did I mention I’ve got aftermarket parts?
Dave: Sooooo I should just disregard the warnings?
Hannah: What’s the worst that can happen? Dead microwave right?
Dave: And little bits of dave scattered all over the house.
Hannah: Just think of the satisfaction you’ll have when you fix it!
Dave: I do enjoy fixing things…
Scooter: DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED SOMETHING TO FIX?!
Scooter: [DIES]